In the theater, the crew watches as a young woman travels to Los Angeles to become a go-go danceer and gets mixed up with the wrong crowd in "Girl in Gold Boots" (1969). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow dances in a tiny bikini. This episode features the song "Oh, I am Sad."
In the theater, the crew watches as a Texas sheriff heads to Malta to clumsily pursue a killer in "Final Justice" (1985). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Tom are cruel to poor Goosio, Friend to Maltese Children Everywhere.